Guy: Do you cuddle with the horse to stay warm?
Me: No...?
Guy: Oh, you should do that when it gets cold.  Just hit her over the head and cuddle with her while she's knocked out.  She'll keep you nice and warm.
Me: Ok...
Guy:  Or you know, if it gets really cold, you can always just cut her open and climb inside her.  That will keep you alive for days.