Parking

Guy: Could you drop us off at my car?
Me: Maybe.  Where did you park?
Guy: I'm not exactly sure.
Me: Do you know what street you parked on?
Guy:  No.
Me: Do you remember what buildings you parked near?
Guy: No.
Me:  Do you remember anything that was nearby?
Guy:  No.  I paid for it though.  So do you have any guestimate?
Me: Of where you parked your car?
Guy:  Yes.
Me: No.

Guy: How much is it?
Me: It's $20 per person for about 20 minutes.
Guy: How long is that?
Me: 20 minutes.
Guy: Oh ok.  I'm stupid.

Yep.

Lady:  How far is it from where we are to here?
Me: Ummm...  What?
Lady:  Like from right here :points at the ground: to where we are.  How far is that?

"How tall is it?  About 25 hands?"

Lady: Can I pet it?
Me: Yes, just stay on the sidewalk.
Lady: Is it going to attack me if I get off the sidewalk?

Kid: My mom wants to ask you a question.
Me: Ok.
Lady: How much is the ride?
Me: It's $15 per person for 20 minutes.
Lady: It's $16?
Me: No, it's $15 per person.
Lady: Oh so it'd be $30 for 2 people?
Me: Yes.
Lady: So like every person has to pay $15?

Guy: Do you cuddle with the horse to stay warm?
Me: No...?
Guy: Oh, you should do that when it gets cold.  Just hit her over the head and cuddle with her while she's knocked out.  She'll keep you nice and warm.
Me: Ok...
Guy:  Or you know, if it gets really cold, you can always just cut her open and climb inside her.  That will keep you alive for days.