While giving rides at a Christmas party:

Lady: Do you do weddings?
Me: Yes, we do rides downtown and all kinds of special events.
Lady: Oh, that's you guys downtown?
Me: Yes, that's us.
Lady: And the city allows you to do weddings and stuff?
Me: Yes...
Lady: How much do you charge?
Me: Did you just want to take a ride, or is it for a special event?
Lady: For a wedding.
Me: Ok, if it's downtown it starts at $75 for 30 minutes or $175 for an hour.  If it's outside of downtown, it depends on the location.  Here's our card; just give us a call once you have the details worked out and we can give you a quote.
Lady: Well I need to find a groom first!


She probably already has a wedding planner on retainer so once she gets engaged all she has to do is call her and say "Operation Housewife is a go."