Does this look like a zombie to you? 

I had 2 people tonight who thought my horse was a zombie because of those 3 red lines on her side.  It makes me wish horses could talk, so mine could have reenacted the costume scene from Mean Girls.

You can't see it in the picture, but she had a red hand print on her right hip, like this:

Guy: I've never touched a horse before.  Can I pet yours?
Me: Sure!
Guy: Where can I pet her?
Me: Anywhere is fine, just stay on the sidewalk.
Guy: :points at handprint: Did somebody already touch her there?
Me (to myself): Yes, she's a giant mood ring.  When you touch her, she changes colors to tell you how you feel because obviously you're not smart enough to figure it out yourself.


Just remember, this place is a safe haven if there's ever a zombie apocalypse.  Zombies only eat brains, so they won't come here.