Lady: Can I pet your horse?
J: Yes, just stay on the sidewalk?
Lady: Why?
J: Well you don't want her to step on you or anything.
Lady: I have horses at home. :steps off the sidewalk and in front of the horse:
Me (to myself): Well then you should know not to stand directly in front of a horse, especially one you don't know, especially while you're wearing flip flops.
Me: Ma'am, please stay on the sidewalk.
Lady (while walking away): She looks just like my little sissy at home.