Lady: How much is it?
Me: It's $15 per person for 20 minutes.
Lady: So it's basically $20 a person then. And how long is it?
Me: It's about 20 minutes.
Lady: And where does it go?
Me: It covers about a mile of downtown.
Lady: Oh ok. And it's $15 a person, right?
Me: Yes.
Lady: For how long?

Lady: How much is it?
Me: It's $15 per person for 20 minutes.
Lady: :pause: So it's like 20 minutes for each person?
Me: ...

Guy: What's the mule's name?
J: That's a horse.
Guy: I ain't never seen no white horse before.

Guy: Wow.  Did you braid the cow's tail?

Keep in mind that she called me.


Me: Thank you for calling Carriage Company, how may I help you?
Lady: What company is this?
Me: This is Carriage Company.
Lady: What kind of business do you do?
Me: We give carriage rides.
Lady: What do you do?
Me: We give horse drawn carriage rides.
Lady: Oh, like with the horse and buggy rides?
Me: Yes, that's us.
Lady: How much does it cost to rent it?
Me: It's $15 per person for 20 minutes.
Lady: Ok, so it's $15 for one person for 20 minutes.
Me: Yes ma'am.
Lady: How much would it be for 2 people?
Me: For 2 people it would be $30.
Lady: And what if there's a 3rd party?

Guy: :pointing at diaper bag: So the poop goes in there right?
Me: Yes.
Guy: Yea, I saw that on Oprah.

Lady: What does the horse eat? 
Me: Grass.  Lots and lots of grass.
Lady: Where do you get the grass from?